In applying the "front-page-of-the-newspaper" test to a contemplated course of conduct one should ask:

A. Would I be found criminally liable if this winds up on the front page of the newspaper?
B. Would I be liable for monetary damages if this winds up on the front page of the newspaper?
C. Would I be willing to have my spouse, friends, and children read about this if it winds up on the front page of the newspaper?
D. Would I be able to explain this to the authorities if it winds up on the front page of the newspaper?