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Answer:Sure, here's a pun for you:

Why did the scale break up with the ruler? Because it couldn't handle the weight of their relationship!

Certainly! here are a few:

1. Why did the scale break up with the clock? Because it couldn't handle all the weighty issues they were facing together!

2. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I weigh in... with a heavy heart!

3. The gym scale told me to exercise more, but I think it's just weight shaming me!

4. What do you call a group of squabbling scales? A weighty debate!

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